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There Will Be Spoilers - Mad Max the Game

29/10/2016

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​"Let my review of the game serve as a lesson to all that nothing is ever a 'sure thing,' and you should never get too excited about something because someone will always find a way to corrupt the things you love."

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Developer:
  • Avalanche Studios
Publisher:
  • Warner Bros Interactive Entertainment
Platforms: 
  • Microsoft Windows
  • Linux
  • OS X
  • Playstation 4
  • Xbox One 
Release Date:
  • September 2015
Genre:
  • Action-Adventure
  • Vehicular Combat
Mode:
  • Single Player


I’ve spoken about terrible movie adaptations of games on here so far, but few things in this world can be quite as terrible as a video game tie-in for a movie. Make no mistake, that’s exactly what Mad Max (the game) is, no matter what some people may say to try and convince you otherwise. It doesn’t just borrow from the established canon of Fury Road, but can be considered a direct prequel to the events of that movie. Aside from the inclusion of the War Boyz, it also has Scabrous Scrotus as the main protagonist, Scabrous being one of the three sons of Immortan Joe. It pulled from some of the greatest source material any game could ask for, and still managed to screw it up spectacularly.

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There Will Be Spoilers - Rocky Morton & Annabel Jankel's Super Mario Bros.

2/9/2016

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Brand new Ronon's Reviewer Frank has decided to start with a bang by covering the 93's horrendous Super Mario Bros. 

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 Directed by:
  •  Rocky Morton
  • Annabel Jankel
Written by:
  • Parker Bennett
  • Terry Runte
  • Ed Solomon
Cast:
  • Bob Hoskins as Mario
  • John Leguizamo as Luigi
  • Dennis Hopper as King Koopa
  • Samantha Mathis as Daisy
  • Lance Henriksen as The King 
Length:
  • approx. 104 min
 Genre:
  •  Sci-Fi
  • Comedy
The Super Mario Bros. movie was described as a nightmare by many of the cast and crew members; Bob Hoskins himself was the victim of many on-set accidents and injuries, a couple that nearly killed him. Its critical reception was nothing short of appalling and was almost universally panned. In his 2007 autobiography, John Leguizamo said that to get through the shooting of this movie, both he and Hoskins were drinking between takes. For me, personally, it was one of the strangest and most confusing films I would ever watch as a child and is probably the first time I ever tasted true disappointment in something video game related. 

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